Danger Level: Low to moderate. They are regular purple gorillas, who fight for the sake of glorious communism.
Danger Level: High. Hits hard, takes a lot of damage, bleeds lava.
Danger Level: High. Wheelchair bound masters of probability that can warp the space-time continuum with science-wizardry and lots of other tricks. But since they’re really just broccoli clones, you can punch them out good with ease.
Danger level: Low. Can flap up their fundoshi and blind people with a bright light, but are just regular ninja.
Danger Level: Moderate. Has electrifying tentacles, forcefields, mental beams and amazing singing voices.
Danger level: Low to moderate. Like regular pirates, only carrying peg-leg cannons that shoot concentrated evil.
MIDGET IRON MEN
Danger Level: Low. But the memories will never really fade.
Danger Level: Moderate. Master of weather control, but break their propeller or steal their silly cone-hat and they lose all power.
Danger Level: HIGH. They are dinosaurs with eyelasers. Their every thunderous step spells your doom.
Danger Level: Moderate. Great at co-ordinated fighting and strength in numbers, but weak individually. Can drain powers with their eldritch brushes.
Danger Level: Moderate. Bullets are useless- they can only be injured by worthy opponents.
SNAKES ON PLANES
Danger Level: Moderate. Shoots poisonous bullets from their cannons.
Danger Level: Low to moderate. Sharp claws, but do not regenerate.
Danger Level: Extra High. Four sets of sharp claws, supertough skeleton and regenerates. None of you are safe.
Danger Level: Low to moderate. They will eat and vine-ravage you.
Danger Level: Moderate to high. Giant tigers with laser cannons and jetpacks on their backs, oh my!
Danger Level: Low. Suddenly koalas falling from the sky, hundreds of them. They shall feast on your flesh.
Danger Level: Low. Green aliens grown from Broccoli. You secretly knew it was always evil. May be armed, but sure aren’t dangerous.
Danger Level:Low to moderate. Lasers up front, jets in the back.
SPECIAL ENCOUNTER: SAMURAI SEED- A virus that infects monsters and makes them merge with one another, growing larger all the time. Everything fuses with everything. There is no escaping the zombie SABRETOOTHED GUNTIGERS who are also LASERCRABS. And giant.
Danger Level: Low to Moderate. Shoots deathrays from faces, have no emotions. Explode when shot. You really have no reason not to kill them lots.